Gifts

Most women I’ve polled just send their husband’s or partner’s a link for Valentine’s Day of what to buy them. Can we not expect better of our beloved?  Let them work! Here are some hints for each kinda person, although I sort of feel like I fit under nearly all of these categories, so if my husband is reading this – he can feel free to purchase one of each!

THEY LOVE TO COOK

When Melissa Ben-Ishay, the co-founder and CEO of bite-size cupcake empire Baked by Melissa, posted her vegan Green Goddess Salad on TikTok, it became a viral sensation. The recipe exploded online, gaining over 25 million views, landing Melissa on the TODAY Show, and inspiring fans like Cardi B and Lizzo to make their own version of the salad.  I made it and couldn’t believe how much it was worth the hype. I am not a recipe person, and yet everything I made of Melissa’s has been a keeper and a huge win. Her new cookbook just came out, and everyone I know wants it.

A monthly or quarterly Pineapple subscription from Maui is the sweetest idea for the person who loves Pineapple. Plus – eating pineapple has a unusual side effect – a tastier nether region. Yea, I said it. It’s science!

This chile pepper challenge is NOT for the faint of heart. If they love chocolate and live their life in search of serious heat, this is the collection for them. Follow Virgil through the nine circles of hell down to a whole new level of anguish before reaching chile pepper Paradiso. This bomb of a hot pepper challenge takes four fresh super hot chile peppers– Habanero, Ghost, Scorpion, and Carolina Reaper– and disguises them as a treat with a robe of dark chocolate. Do not be fooled; these are monsters in delicacy clothing perfect to set your Valentine’s day night on FUEGO!

Tofu pressing is the new black. If you want your tofu to taste like it does at the top vegan restaurants globally, you must press it first. Sure, you can do it with a handful of rags, something heavy, and a plate – but that includes clean up and laundry. Keep it simple by buying your favorite veg-forward chef a tofu press for the ages!

The Jewish star is the centerpiece of this Celebrate Israel collection for Valentine’s Day.  The combination of stars of David and hearts shows your love for them and Israel, plus Marzipops will donate $10 to Friends of the IDF for each collection you order.

This limited edition vegan chocolate box – in partnership with Heaven 7 Chocolate (based in the US) supports Freedom Farm Sanctuary in Israel.  The chocolates are the type that just happen to be vegan – nobody would be any wiser if you didn’t tell them. They are outrageously delicious, with unique flavors and adorable packaging. Buying sweeties for your sweetie that benefits the animals and Israel is an overall win.

THEY ARE ALWAYS COLD & NERVOUS

Tornado is an eco-friendly space heater and oil diffuser with a mesmerizing spinning flame, designed to provide a zero-emission and cost-effective solution for warming and scenting your indoor and outdoor spaces. Plus – it’s so damn calming and zen.

Stella features the best of the 70’s with this cardi. I would live in it – she would too. Stella said; “We pulled from my personal archive to create a vibrant meditation on womanhood, nature and animals, as well as reflecting on my heritage” – and that’s enough to make it my favorite sweater of all time.

Heart cozy pants – there is no better gift for an Elsa-adjacent, bone chilled gal.

The Delancey collection is made of 100% Cotton Oeko-Tex® Certified in an independent laboratory against a list of over 350 harmful substances – meaning these are the grand poohbah of organic sheets, plus they’re beautiful.  If the bed is made with this set on Valentine’s day with this set, you’re getting a lot of action!

Sleeping in and lazy Sunday mornings just got a little bit more luxe. These 100% Peruvian Pima cotton PJs are smooth, silky–and just delightful for sleeping or lounging. Exceptionally soft, but sturdy enough for every night (and day) wear, this precious print can be purchased for Mama and Child – which would be an adorable 2 in 1 gift.

Worlde lovers: Inspired by the popular digital version, Wordle: The Party Game features the same gameplay fans love, but players compete in real life to solve the Wordle. This is such a thoughtful gift for someone you know who loves the game virtually.

A moving personal narrative shot through with lessons from literature, mythology, and the natural world, May’s story offers instruction on the transformative power of rest and retreat. Illumination emerges from many sources: solstice celebrations and dormice hibernation, C.S. Lewis and Sylvia Plath, swimming in icy waters and sailing arctic seas. Ultimately Wintering invites us to change how we relate to our own fallow times. May models an active acceptance of sadness and finds nourishment in deep retreat, joy in the hushed beauty of winter, and encouragement in understanding life as cyclical, not linear. A secular mystic, May forms a guiding philosophy for transforming the hardships that arise before the ushering in of a new season.

Hot Chocolate on a Stick! This package contains 2 Dark, 2 Milk and 2 Vanilla White Hot Chocolate Sticks. Easy instructions: Fill up a cup of hot milk of your choice, place the hot chocolate on a stick in the cup, and stir for 1-2 minutes until the chocolate dissolves completely. The Hot Chocolate on a Stick is kosher, gluten free and made with real chocolate.

These soul-warming soups are easy to make for a non-cook, you just need a couple extra ingredients and – voila – homemade! All packets are vegan, and idiot proof for your favorite non chef.

Get much-needed supplementary warmth with this Bedsure heated blanket at home, office, in cubicles, or just use it as a regular blanket for PMS chillin’.

Get your crafty pants on. This stabby activity will leave them in stitches. Boasting two color scheme options and a witty AF instruction sheet, you’ll have yourself a masterpiece worthy of any introvert in no time!

As a Jewish woman, I feel less safe in the world with a 500% increase in global antisemitism. Wearing this hidden software would make me feel that much more safe. Meet invisiwear –  jewelry and accessories that could save your life. With just a double-click, you can alert your loved ones and optionally 9-1-1 that you need help. These athletic bands just look like a scrunchy on her wrist – little do criminals know, a simple click calls the cops.  Keep her safe, and futuristic with this awesome gift. There are numerous other iterations of this product on their website, and we highly recommend purchasing them for teenagers who run, do sports, or may not have their iphone or watch on them in every moment.

Get your beloved sports fan a custom blankie with their chosen team and name! Hustle on these – they need a 3 week delivery window to ship on time. My teenage son would flip for this gift!

Help calm their nervous system naturally with this important supplement full of healing herbs. A basket with this bottle, some delicious oils, an eye mask, and a new heating pad would make so many Moms happy.

Queen Tulsi Bottle, $37 @carolinebasshealth.com

ROMANCE IS THEIR OUEVRE

This is the sexiest thing you’ve ever smelt. Sacred Love Oil is an organic, vegan, non-toxic aphrodisiac oil designed to increase blood flow, enhance nerve communication, and stimulate libido. Containing a unique and powerful combination of plant oils, herbs, and essential oils are chosen specifically for their warming and sensual benefits.

Keep hearts in her eyes when you facetime, with these fun phone cover.

A loving message to frame and keep near the bed, so the flame is always lit – day and night.

We love the custom pillows from all about vibe – whether you make them a photo of you because  you’re far away or the two of you or her dog – you win. Bonus: With every purchase, you will automatically be entered for a chance to win a dream vacation for two.

A membership to their local musuem is a great gift for someone who loves art! Located on New York City’s Museum Mile, the Jewish Museum is a museum at the intersection of art and Jewish culture for people of all backgrounds.  If you’re in the NY/ Tri-state area, consider a Jewish museum, which could currently use our support – globally.

Manifest spring romance with this ultra-sleek table is designed with both style and functionality in mind. Crafted from hard and durable Acacia wood, this table is built to withstand the rigors of outdoor use. It features a built-in bottle holder and four wine glass slots, ensuring that your drinks and snacks stay safe and sound while you savor the day with your companions. The compact design makes it easy to transport and set up, so you can take it with you on-the-go and enjoy a romantic picnic wherever you desire.

This soap is a strong loofah, and the best smelling soap you have smelled all in one. I have been using it for years, and obsession is an understatement. Welcome to the smoothest skin you’ve ever had, and the sexiest shower experience ever. I know it says “pedi bar” – but I use this all over and it acts as a dry brush/ exfoliant all in one. Buy it for your bestie – she’ll thank you later.

What are the sides of your heart? With the Four Sides of Your Heart Love Ring, you can share all the sides of your heart with your V day Lovah! This stunning ring gives rainbow sapphires, love explosion diamonds, Engravable LOVE, and a stunning pink sapphire heart. Not only is this ring a showstopper, but it is curved to fit your fingers perfectly and be super comfortable.

THEY NEED A CHILL PILL 

These “Cloud 9 Mood Enhancing Gummy” bites induce just the right amount of euphoria to help you rise above life’s stressors. Come on, get happy. This tiny sugary sweet helps you feel good with powerful mood-enhancing Delta 9 THC properties that elevate happiness and supports emotional well-being.  Not only to do mico-dosed gummies boost dopamine production to maintain an elevated mood, they are excellent for your sex life and to toss inhibitions out the window where they belong on V day.

Maybe this is the time of year where he always gets a sniffle, show him you care with a brand new, chic humidifier. The Cloud Humidifier naturally hydrates the air in your home, giving you dewy skin, silky hair, and improved immunity. Perfect for a hypochondriac, it shows you care.

The “I am Peace: Soothing and Relaxing Herbal Tea Blend,” will transport them into a serenity Paradise – which is much needed these days.

For the cannabis flower aficionados – the ultimate smoking experience, the Barrow Street Bowl and its perfectly matched companion, Le Pipe are great looking and should be on every coffee table. The ashtray doubles as an herb bowl, we love dual purpose items!

A pack of these seltzers for your bff is all she’ll want from you for V day. 8oz Canns & Roadies contain 2MG THC + 4MG CBD 12oz Hi Boys contain 5MG THC + 10MG CBD – so a gentle chill with zero headache. Winning.

So cozy..  but chic passing, she can wear these darling slippers to drop off the kids or hit up the bodega without anyone knowing she’s in slippers. Business in the front/ party in the back!

Beckon Ibiza vibes — even if she’s in Canarsie — with this genius take on a laissez faire neck bandana.

What could be more romantic and calming than your own love swing?

Keep him warm on his morning jobs or weekend sports with these long sleeved thermal shirts that are flat seamed for comfort and include multi-directional stretch for ease of movement and fit. Ceramic base layers are also naturally antimicrobial/anti-odor to inhibit the growth of bacteria, block odors, and remove absorbed odors.  Though this isn’t the most obviously romantic gift, if my partner knows me well enough – they know I love my hikes and I’d be so grateful for a stack of these silky, heavenly undershirts in my closet.

Chic girlie cocktail glasses for your favorite skinny marg gal.

THEY STAN COTTAGECORE & ASTROLOGY

The Red Prayer Plant is colorful and bold with hints of red on two-toned leaves, and it’ll last as long as your love will. Forever.

The most precious stickers they’ve ever owned. They’ll freak out with happiness.

This double-sided spinner amulet is hinged so that it is fully dynamic, meaning that it spins smoothly and can be worn on either side, and is inlaid with Carnelian, an energetic stone of passion, courage and strength.

Let her meditate with this gorgeous incense burner that won’t break the bank, but is so thoughtful and useful.

Elevate or recreate her beauty routine with a subscription to the Petit Vour’s luxury-curated, cruelty-free beauty box. Each month she will receive 4 products (always $60-$100) of non-toxic and plant-based beauty, curated to their beauty profile for as low as $18/box. They will never stop thanking you.

For the love of plants, don’t toss your empty candle container. Grow some wildflowers!  Once the wax is gone, fill your container with soil, plant the label (just like any other seed), and grow yourself some flowers! Mind = Blown. Only the best ingredients. One-hundred-percent soy means The Growing Candle is free of petroleum and animal fat derivatives commonly found in “soy-blend” candles.

This mask is made of natural rose quartz and is completely handmade, but really how cool will you look with this on your face.

THEY OOZE SEX APPEAL & ARE NOT AFRAID TO SAY WHAT THEY THINK

This luxe eco-friendly tencel one shoulder is such an easy win for Valentine’s Day dates. Its  cascading sash offers multiple styling options thanks to the hidden snaps. This top brings a touch of sophistication to any outfit, and drapes like a dream.

Bossy, sexy girls – we see each other. Get her this hilarious novel about motherhood, female friendships, and the seductive allure of social media culture from Queen of the Jewish Girls – Jenny Mollen.

That song you fell in love to? Put it on a piece of plexiglass with your photo, and watch them fall in love with you all over again.

Who said budget lingerie can’t be hot? The flyaway front is flirty without being over the top, not like there is anything wrong with that.

They love funky statement jewelry, and your budget is under $100? These limited edition, hand embellished classic 80’s style bamboo earrings will make her look and feel like the life of the party!

The sexiest women we know just want a good pair of overalls, and if they say otherwise – they’re lying.

Woodstock vibes and true love hanging on their neck. We love this handmade piece by Elisa Solomon.

Not only can be used to hold coins, change, AirPods, folded bills and receipts, this coin purse can also be used as a quick run pouch so you can keep your stuff protected and close in hand.

This unique and meaningful necklace beautifully intertwines identity and heritage, making it a cherished accessory for your favorite Jewesss.

She’s sweet, sassy, and very single. Let them know single peeps need love too! Send your single bestie this great box full of organic products, yummy snacks, and pretty bits n’ bobs.

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